Caffeine High Redhead on the Loose

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Men of Tumblr

ayatokiwa:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

ayatokiwa:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

justsomecanadianthings:

It’s times like this when I fully understand Canadian stereotypes…

justsomecanadianthings:

It’s times like this when I fully understand Canadian stereotypes…

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

hellafreezy:

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

elsarendelle:

dapper elsa strikes again

tally ho
tally ho
toodle pip pip cheerio

The kettle is boiling on the stove tonightI look forward to it mostA kitchen of eager tea drinkersAnd it looks like I’m the host

The water’s whistling so I have to pour it outFirst I grab the handle, then I tip the spout
Don’t let it drip, don’t let it spillNow all the teacups have been filled
Fancy a biscuit?Two or three?
However many as you pleeeeeease

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

hellafreezy:

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

elsarendelle:

dapper elsa strikes again

tally ho

tally ho

toodle pip pip cheerio

The kettle is boiling on the stove tonight
I look forward to it most
A kitchen of eager tea drinkers
And it looks like I’m the host

The water’s whistling so I have to pour it out
First I grab the handle, then I tip the spout

Don’t let it drip, don’t let it spill
Now all the teacups have been filled

Fancy a biscuit?
Two or three?

However many as you pleeeeeease

shitshilarious:

AKA nobody is finding your weed today

happyd00dle:

matt-hews-blog:

My body is ready

gaaasssppp!!!

happyd00dle:

matt-hews-blog:

My body is ready

gaaasssppp!!!